McNugget [10 Sep : 14:08] I dont wanna

Goat [10 Sep : 09:42] have your phone sex elsewhere nugget. =p

McNugget [09 Sep : 22:57] Hey is TeamSpeak comin back online anytime soon???

McNugget [09 Sep : 13:56] Thank god Tom Brady is okay, My heart jumped when I saw Msn homepage.. DAMNIT

UnhappyCamper [09 Sep : 11:18] Hope you were ok over there Tex. Hope you aren't flooded out either.

UnhappyCamper [08 Sep : 19:24] haha, i can see tex flying through the air trying to keep his beer from spilling.

Goat [08 Sep : 18:58] oh shit. Buckle down tex.

BiGTeX [08 Sep : 18:34] There is a big fuckin tornado heading this way. Should be here in about 20 mins. Thank god theres beer.

Goat [08 Sep : 18:22] hey guys I just got part 1 of a tooth implant today. This bloowwss

Germanator [07 Sep : 18:32] Goat, it's from a song and I was on a plane this morning, flying to Boston for training.

chicky10211 [07 Sep : 17:32] wow really goat? you dont know that one? it has been in so many movies just in the last decade

Goat [07 Sep : 17:05] The only song I know from that movie is aerosmiths don't want to miss a thing which is amazing

Jason [07 Sep : 06:24] lol, its a song goat, i suppose you're too young for that one. they do sing it in armagedon

Goat [07 Sep : 06:12] is that a song germ or are you actually on a jet plane.

McNugget [06 Sep : 23:57] The goat fetched soup

Germanator [06 Sep : 19:09] Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane, Don't know when I'll be back again

Goat [06 Sep : 18:29] no I made it myself... it was salty. I can't make soup.

UnhappyCamper [06 Sep : 17:18] Unhappy Labor Day everybody. Hope everybody is off and enjoying themselves. Inlaws just left to go back to San Angelo, so now I get to deal with my wife suffering from family-withdrawal.

UnhappyCamper [06 Sep : 17:11] In general yes, unless you get low sodium. Why Goat, you think whoever made the soup for you put in a special ingredient?

Candy [06 Sep : 13:33] OHHHHH!! i <3 me some tomato soup!! Yum-O!

Goat [06 Sep : 12:38] is tomato soup supposed to be salty guys?

UnhappyCamper [05 Sep : 17:00] Heheh, having to handcuff yourself before she whips you is the worst form of whipped. And yes, Candy, I'm trying to wear her down. And Goat, your time will come.

McNugget [05 Sep : 16:06] BABABOOEY!!

Candy [05 Sep : 15:11] Oh my...Germ..hehe

Germanator [05 Sep : 14:32] My wife has the belt, but I have the handcuffs.

Candy [05 Sep : 14:04] LOL I like how you said that! hehe I used to lecture Sam all the time....I eventually gave up.

Goat [05 Sep : 13:52] You remind me of this guy I saw on my trip to Canada. We called him whippy

UnhappyCamper [05 Sep : 13:37] Bringing that subject up would only bring on a lecture about better things I could do with my time. I wear the pants but she has the belt.

Candy [05 Sep : 12:30] UC - bless you!! Why don't you teach your wife to play...then she will let you play too! Just a thought. It was the only way I would have ever gotten to spend time with Sam when we first got married! He obviously doesn't play as much anymore!

UnhappyCamper [04 Sep : 22:15] *is, damn autocorrect

UnhappyCamper [04 Sep : 22:14] Dammit, server us on Italy again and I can't play. Grrrrrrrr.....

Parah Salin [04 Sep : 21:32] I has my computer! but no internets in my room

Goat [04 Sep : 20:09] never had olive garden either but I imagine I could make a meal with 1000 calories for 5 bucks rather then 10-20

UnhappyCamper [04 Sep : 15:27] We hadn't gone in years before that. I like OLive Garden but we usually end up going to Carinos or Macaroni Grill for Italian.

Jason [04 Sep : 10:38] i have never been to a olive garden

Germanator [04 Sep : 09:16] I love their bread sticks.

NIGHTMARE [04 Sep : 08:59] i love the olive garden "chicken alfredo" yummmmm

UnhappyCamper [03 Sep : 23:48] I was going to, but we stopped at Olive Garden and had the all-you-can-eat pasta 1st. After that, the only thing I was good for was a nap.

Germanator [03 Sep : 22:04] It was a Freudian slip.

Candy [03 Sep : 21:45] Oh, I'm sure thats EXACTLY what you meant!

Germanator [03 Sep : 21:37] Come on! That was a misprint! I meant to say "meet her". You guys are sick. And that really disgusts me!

Candy [03 Sep : 21:01] but did you? UC??? LOL (j/k!!! I DONT want to know!)

Candy [03 Sep : 21:01] we DO have underage people in here.....for crying out loud!

Candy [03 Sep : 21:01] OMG..Germ.....lol

Germanator [03 Sep : 20:54] Well, did you eat her for lunch?

UnhappyCamper [03 Sep : 16:26] Crap. And now your playing Italy. Just rub it in...

UnhappyCamper [03 Sep : 16:25] Wanted to play today and then my wife called and wanted me to get her for lunch. Then she decided not to go back to work.

McNugget [03 Sep : 15:34] I hear ya jason haha bouta shoot my boss

Jason [03 Sep : 15:01] work sux. that is all.

Zimnos [03 Sep : 13:32] wont be on for awile no net im at a friends rright now

Candy [03 Sep : 12:55] Hmm...I'm thinking life is getting busy! Whew!

Goat [03 Sep : 09:37] I'm going to go with kidnapped at a beer drinking contest.

UnhappyCamper [02 Sep : 20:38] Call the jails and the hospitals. A whole week and no BigSombreroTex. I wonder if Starcraft2 abducted him too.

pew!pew!pew! [02 Sep : 20:27] rawr

Goat [02 Sep : 05:23] and it's too early for bowel movements.

Goat [02 Sep : 04:54] not even 6 am guys.... uuggh

McNugget [01 Sep : 22:47] When is TS2 comin back online?

UnhappyCamper [01 Sep : 22:19] Wer

vkeezer [01 Sep : 20:03] hey how have you all been doing????what up with you all

Chutes [01 Sep : 19:42] yet i mean?

Chutes [01 Sep : 10:01] what job? and forgive me, but did you graduate yet?

chicky10211 [01 Sep : 09:35] getting rdy 4 work...start my new job 2day

UnhappyCamper [31 Aug : 22:36] Aahhh, the end of summer and beginning of school. When the servers die for a bit while people try to get situated into the new work/school routine.

McNugget [30 Aug : 23:53] BABABOOIE!!!

UnhappyCamper [30 Aug : 20:52] Doh!...nuts.

pew!pew!pew! [30 Aug : 17:19] rawr

McNugget [30 Aug : 16:21] =]

Goat [30 Aug : 16:19] Baahhh~

UnhappyCamper [30 Aug : 15:19] Abducted by aliens? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Dallas is Goatboy country; they must've got him. Call your kin Goat!

cake' [30 Aug : 12:17] I'm going with abducted by aliens, UC.

E-TownCanadian! [30 Aug : 10:56] Don't worry goat, University starts up again here pretty soon!

Jason [30 Aug : 08:41] i just hope he didn't cut off another fingertip!

UnhappyCamper [30 Aug : 08:23] 3 and a half days of no BigTex, did he drink waaaay to much (is that possbile with him), did his computer pooter out, or did he jump on the BP job bandwagon; that is what enquiring minds want to know.

UnhappyCamper [30 Aug : 08:00] Don't worry Goat, this will be the best school year ever.

Goat [30 Aug : 05:59] fuuccckkk i start school today

Goat [29 Aug : 22:31] fuucccccccck i start school tomorrow.

Zimnos [29 Aug : 20:25] nvm in clan chat

Zimnos [29 Aug : 20:21] clan or reg chat?

Jason [29 Aug : 18:14] yes it is, someone make a poll

Zimnos [29 Aug : 14:49] ooo a few of us were talking about reseting the stats and start all over due to our new server is it possible?

Jason [29 Aug : 14:08] they are not updating... iforgot to set them up again

Zimnos [29 Aug : 13:17] hey are the server stats not updating ?

Jason [29 Aug : 12:47] R.A.W.R.

Jason [29 Aug : 06:05] weorking all night sux. i am still there too

cake' [28 Aug : 16:32] I always thought the green ranger was.

Goat [28 Aug : 00:15] you bastards

UnhappyCamper [27 Aug : 22:39] I think Germ and I are going to go post a bunch in the admin section.

Goat [27 Aug : 22:30] I really think i'm going to have to. Gotta beat Jason in posts.

UnhappyCamper [27 Aug : 21:49] You could have posted a topic about that and it would have gone towards your posts, Goat. Maybe you could have your own ongoing thread, "Goat's Meanderings" of course occasional sage wit and wisdom would be supplied by Germ and me.

Chutes [27 Aug : 18:13] how could they tell?

Jason [27 Aug : 13:27] shocking...

Goat [27 Aug : 11:05] So the blue ranger from power rangers is gay.

UnhappyCamper [27 Aug : 01:11] Hehe, 3 NYC bots on the server. If they played like the real thing, I'd be scared.

McNugget [27 Aug : 00:38] How ya doin?!

Germanator [26 Aug : 19:28] Hey Nugget!

McNugget [26 Aug : 15:58] Hey [dUsTy] Clan!!!!!!!!!!! Ily <3 LOL

Candy [26 Aug : 14:00] LOL no kidding!

UnhappyCamper [26 Aug : 13:51] haha, i can see Dave or Rabbit looking that up and thinking "I'm in the clan!"

Jason [26 Aug : 13:16] then the stats picked it up and added hom the clan

Jason [26 Aug : 13:16] he prolly put our tag on once for a second, and killed someone with it on.